Valentines made simple.

 I am quite possibly the least romantic girl you are ever likely to meet. 

I find all the hearts and flowers stuff  a bit cringy. 

(bit like xfactor or stripograms) 

Public displays of affection are not what I do, in many respects I'm a bit of a bloke. 

So I'm probably the least likely person to do a list for valentines, but I'm going to anyway.

 Here are a few of my favourite things....

Now gentlemen listen up!
 There is nothing in these pile of lovelies that would break the bank.
I will not spoil you with  tales of the sentimenalt attachment I have to each piece.
I will simply give you this list of links to  some of the most desirable ranges that money can buy.
 Ive added a brief description of why I like them, just to make it even more simple to match the gift to the lady.

Quirky, fun & striking
Made By Lolly 

Elegant understated & beautiful
Leigh Shepherd Designs

Fantastic Tits
Dear Emma

 Stunning, unpretentious & unique
Sabine Little

Finding pleasure in leather
Chic-ycows

  Gothic romance with a pre--Raphaelite twist
Wychbury

Contempory down to earth beauty
Magic in the grass

Painter of my fabulous big black cock
Amy Jones Fine Artist

You can thank me on Valentines Day when your lady love swoons at your thoughtfulness .

Lisa x

Happy New Year!

Belated I know, but have a lovely fun filled fantastic year full of love and surprises!

That said. I hate January.

I’m getting better at it, but I would still rather hibernate till mid May, unfortunately I’m not allowed so instead I’m throwing myself into de cluttering, organizing & planning.

I’ve made a start on remodelling the office into a more viable work space so that I don’t have to keep spreading throughout the rest of the house & I’m hoping this will lead to a happier work/life balance. I know that this is unlikely, cos what they don’t tell you when you decide to live the dream and work for yourself is that the boss is generally a bitch.

( I know, I couldn’t believe it either, but she is. Other bosses are generally only around 9 till 5 but not mine. No.  She nags me to just do that one last job before I call it a day and before I know it its gone midnight. She also makes me eat an inhuman amount of chocolate, then tells me I’m fat, what a cow!)

As you can see it was desperate in there!

Anyway I’m hoping that if I can get a workspace that works for me then I will be able to close the door on it at a reasonable hour and work smarter and harder while I’m in there.  I can dream can’t I?

The hardest thing is throwing stuff out, I’m a natural hoarder but when it comes to crafty bits I’m a nightmare, I can think of a use for everything. It’s a blessing and a curse! But I’m being very strict and have bagged and boxed loads of treasures for the charity shop and dump.  I’ve stripped down the shelves and planned a rough layout of what’s going where and I’m feeling cautiously optimistic that its going to be as fabulous as a 10ft square room can be. 

Wish me luck!

Lisa x